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Axiomatical Maxims

Example is the best precept.
- Aesop

Published November 21, 2011

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Problem Solving

We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
-Albert Einstein

Published November 28, 2011

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Life Skills

We're all given some sort of skill in life. Mine just happens to be beating up on people.
-Sugar Ray Leonard

Published December 5, 2011

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Negative Reinforcement

I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.
-Eric Morecambe

Published December 19, 2011

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And The Oscar Goes To

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

Oscar Wilde

Published December 26, 2011

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Aliens

It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.
-Repo Man

Published January 2, 2012

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Peek-A-Boo I Hear You

The past can't see you, but the future is listening.
-Terri Guillemets

Published January 16, 2012

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What's In An Inch

I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. 
-Steven Wright

Published January 23, 2012

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Last Romance

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication
of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.
-Paul Merton

Published January 30, 2012

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Leave It To The French

The reputation of a man is like his shadow: it sometimes follows and sometimes precedes him,
it is sometimes longer and sometimes shorter than his natural size.
-French Proverb

Published February 6, 2012

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Aesop Says

It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
- Aesop

I don't even pretend to know what that means.

Published February 13, 2012

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Gotta Go

I love mankind. It's people I can't stand.
-Charles Schultz

Published February 27, 2012

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A Little Tweak

My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.
-Phillis Diller

Published March 5, 2012

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Spring Rearranging

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on.
-Samuel Goldwyn

Published March 12, 2012

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Ovis Aries Enumeration

Don't worry about the world coming to an end. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles Schultz

Published March 19, 2012

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Appetizers

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
- P.J. O'Rourke

Published March 26, 2012

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Appetizers 2

I hope we don't get to the point where we have to have the cat stop chasing the mouse
to teach him glassblowing and basket weaving.
-Joseph Barbera (Creator of Tom & Jerry)

Published April 2, 2012

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Belching Aria

In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.
-Coco Chanel

Published April 9, 2012

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RRRRRR

Don't spend time beating on a wall hoping to transform it into a door.
-Coco Chanell

Published April 23, 2012

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Bungee Jumping

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
-Doug Larson

Published April 30, 2012

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Amazing Creation

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!
-Coco Chanel

Published May 7, 2012