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Artist's Commentary Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, Published May 9, 2011
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Artist's Commentary Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. Published May 23, 2011
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Artist's Commentary If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? Published May 30, 2011
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Artist's Commentary Three D special effects cell phones with Dolby digital surround sound in technicolor with a midget chimpanzee, excuse me, 'little person' chimpanzee, to poke everyone within fifty feet with an electric cattle prod. That's just what every person needs so they can really reach out and annoy everyone on a bus, in a plane, at the movies, etc., etc. Not even Helen Keller would be safe from these things. Published June 6, 2011
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Artist's Commentary Everything you know is wrong Everything you know is wrong. Weird Al Yankovic, probably the greatest philosopher of the twentieth and now the twenty-first century. Did you know it was a scientific, mathematical impossibility to fold any sheet of paper of any size or shape 12 times. It is, or rather was up until Britney Gallian did it for extra credit in 2002 in her Junior year of high school. Here's her formula for how she did it. She's in good company. Common wisdom among many of the world's leading scientists in their day was that running the four minute mile and flying an airplane faster than the speed of sound were both scientifically impossible. Whether it be how fast things can go, how big or small they can get, or how many x's can be put inside y's before z amount of time runs out, it only seems to be scientifically or mathematically impossible until someone decides they want to do it really really badly. Then all the computer models and scientific data are rearranged to fit what some upstart did because he or she was too ignorant to realize it was impossible. OOOPS. Published June 13, 2011
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Artist's Commentary The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, Published June 20, 2011
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Artist's Commentary Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. Published June 27, 2011
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Artist's Commentary A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at. Published July 4, 2011
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Artist's Commentary A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer. Published July 11, 2011
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Artist's Commentary A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation David Brinkley Published July 18, 2011
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Artist's Commentary Man is the most intelligent of the animals - and the most silly. Published July 25, 2011
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Artist's Commentary Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures. Published August 1, 2011
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Artist's Commentary Intellectuals are too sentimental for me. Published August 8, 2011
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Artist's Commentary I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love George Burns Published August 15, 2011
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